"Friends" is being turned into an off-Broadway musical by the same people who wrote such "classics" as "90210! The Musical!", "Katdashians! The Musical!", and "Bayside! The Musical!", which is a "Saved by the Bell" parody.
It'll open this fall at the Triad Theatre in New York, and judging by the song titles, there's some potential here. They include:
"The Only Coffee Shop in New York City"
"45 Grove Street – How Can We Afford This Place?"
"How You Doing, Ladies?"
"We Were on a Break!"
"Oh. My. God. It's Janice!"
"The Ballad of Fat Monica"
"Could I BE Anymore . . . in Love with Monica"
"The One Where We Make a Million Dollars An Episode"
"We'll Always Be There For You"